Too drunk

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Too drunk

Postby muzza » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:22 am

A guy in a bar was about as drunk as it's possible to get.

A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good
Samaritans and take him home.

First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out
where he lives, but he keeps falling down.

He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time
with a real thud.

After they get to his house, he falls down another four times
getting him to the door.

His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, "We brought your husband home."

The wife asks, "Where's his wheelchair?"
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