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The Ugly Fat Old Bastard's Motorcycle Club (UFOB)

 

Chapters all over the World

 

"We're not particular, anyone can join"

  Welcome to the UFOB MCC...the worldwide motorcycle club for seriously disadvantaged bike riders. We ride with pride, proud of our bastard heritage.........zimmer frames strapped to our sissy bars.......guts tucked in our designer incontinence pants......the UFOB MCC was originally known as the "Bikings MCC" (some of sort of juvenile sendup of Norse warriors) and then the "Loins Rampant MCC" .....when the wild oats ran free. Since old age and decay set in we have been the "UFOB MCC". Going since 1970 and proud of it!
 

Membership list open now!

Send, details of yourself and bike/s and pic (if available) to me now.


Criteria: must be ugly, fat, old, or all 3, and have a bike, had a bike or have wanted to have a bike.


Can be ugly in thought word or deed. Ugly is a state of mind...even having pulled an ugly face (it need not be yours even) will qualify.

Fat in any part of your body or sense (fat wallets an advantage) and of course old is a state of mind. Having fat all common sense, a fat all chance of ever being rich or a fat relative or sibling are all advantages. Knowing or ever having seen a picture of a fat person will qualify.

Must be a bastard of some kind and grumpy.........

[Note: Many people advise that they aren't bastards because their Mum and Dad were married.....this is entirely irrelevant...a bastard is anyone who could in any sense of the word, potentially be a good bloke ie a fine bastard, or a bloke-ess ie an honorary bastard who knows how to clean a toilet.........in the Australian idiom the noun "bastard" has no implied insult and no reference to parental heritage. To be an old bastard is a high honour and a grand statement of sincerity and compassion for a fellow being.]

No proof necessary. Application alone is proof enough of a damaged childhood.

Women members welcome (must be able to bake a cake in emergencies)


Worldwide Chapters

  

Country
Member
Location
Name
Australia
0001
A real grouchy bastard from Perth, Western Australia
Muzza pic aka the Supreme Phart
USA
0002
Minneapolis,  Minnesota, who actually likes eel pout
Guzzi John
Australia.
0003
A Suzi 500 man from Brisbane, Queensland,
Paul Crowhurst pic aka Captain Belly Buster 
UK
0004
A sad case from Colchester,
Gareth Ace pic aka Gazza
Austria
0005
Ugly and from Wang (near Amstetten)
Roland Sorgner pic 
USA
0006
A penniless bastard in Seattle, Washington
Skinny
Australia
0007
Brisbane, Queensland
Hopey aka Don Hope
Australia
0008
A 650 Yam XS1 bastard from Brisbane, Queensland
Stinky aka Pete
Canada
0009
A Jap bike man from way back from Newfoundland
Paul Shapter aka Atlantic Pirate
Australia
0010
A 400 Honda man from Sydney
Figjam
Canada
0011
A seriously bad man on the track
Eugene Stewart pic
Australia
0012
Ugly as sin and a bastard to match w/- Yam 1600 Roadster, Sydney
Paul Davis
USA
0013
Old, fat and ugly and an ex-1947 Indian owner to boot, from Indiana!
Gordon Husk
USA
0014
A strange case of scooter-itis in Minneapolis
Ed Raschke pic
USA
0015
Two "fatboys" from Honolulu,  Bob has a Yamaha Virago and works at a Harley clothing shop!
Bob Jewell pic
UK
0016
Roger Smeeton has a 66 Bonnie Thruxton replica and is old, fat and fugly
Rocket Rog pic
Brasil
0017
Christian Jacques Frans Winandy is familiar with the Amazonas.
Ferro (Ironbender)
Australia
0018
Bob Parkes is in Canberra and rides a Suzi T500. Bob is a balding fathead and proud of it.
Parkie
USA
0019
Ugly fat young gear headed bastard from Tennessee who likes Italian iron
Justin Howes aka Jughead
Australia
0020
A penniless bastard from Queensland, now living in Tasmania
Michael Silk
USA
0021
A genuine UFOB from Clearwater Florida who is having an affair with a Yamaha V-Star
Chef Raymon  (Ray Mack)
USA
0022
A righteous Zed owner from Springfield, MO, USA
Jay Teekel pic
USA
0023
Over 60 and riding a Honda Shadow 750cc
Skip Doane
USA
0024
Founder of the Hornerstown New Jersey Chapter. Panther, HD, Honda and Basset beer stand owner
Matt Picaro
USA
0025
A disreputable CMC rider from Mira Loma,Ca, a worthy member
Garry Oly
USA
0026
A scary bastard  from San Antonio Texas - 6 feet and 310 pounds
Rosie
France
0027
A Froggy bastard who rides a Honda Revere who says "you are only as fat as your wife says you are!"  Give up Michel!
Michel Verherve
USA
0028
A Suzi fan and a brand Y owner from Orlanda  Florida
Scott Fulwood pic
Australia
0029
This old bastard and his bike are the same age. Also has KLR 650 with sidecar and BMW. From Morgan SA.
Don Cleaver aka Meataxe pic
Australia
0030
Another fat grumpy old bastard from the SA riverland with his Harley
Ray Weiss aka Rhino pic
Australia
0031
Hmm, this ugly bastard from Morgan South Australia can drink, think, talk, walk and breathe at the same time!
Jan Kott  aka   Cochise pic
Australia
0032
Another hazard from the Riverland, Morgan, South Australia. Great bike!
Big John Collins pic
USA
0033
The Lone Ranger, smoking along in Florida
Bobbi Wood pic
Australia
0034
Lefty from Port Pirie SA struts his stuff on a QA50!
Lefty pic
IC*
0035
55 year old one eyed fat bastard 18 stones of solid fat and bone with an head as big as a nine bob cabbage
 
Joe Pumford
USA
0036
I'm 49, 310 pounds, and I'm a miserable old fart!  I ride a 2003 Yamaha Royal Star Midnight Venture, and I live in Danvers, MA.
Pat Rosenheim pic
NZ
0037
Sounds like an absolute mongrel, founder of the Auckland Chapter
Mark Bardell
UK
0038
Reckless is a fat and grumpy bastard from Manchester who rides a Honda Revere
Reckless
Canada
0039
A time wasting XS1100 Yammie lover, at least it is work time not drinking time! "Ottawa", what's that, some kind of rodent?
Alma Masters
Australia
0040
A Canberra based fat bastard who rides a space-age machine, very cool Brian!
Brian Redding Pic
Australia
0041
127 kilograms (buggered if I know what that is in pounds) fat bald and ugly, no front teeth Harley Davidson riding Northern Territory (Crocodile Dundee area) male (or so he claims!)
Gary Smith
NZ
0042
Buggered about Australia for years on first an TX650A Yamaha, then a BMW R600/6, and finally a lot of miles on a Yamaha XS1100F. Worked for motorcycle importers/dealers in Qld and SA. I'm disgusting and smelly. I  desperately want another bike. However, in NZ where I now live, welfare doesn't help my fantasies. I remain optimistic......(mmm sounds really ugly, welcome aboard John)
John Irvine
Australia
0043
Geoff is a fat bastard who has a great bike - the Suzi T500 in pieces - when he gets out of therapy he'll fix it up!
GOK's bike
USA
0044
Gordon Lamb from Crestwood Kentucky claims he leaves a vapour trail with his bike, hmmm sounds like a flatulence problem to me!
DaBear
Canada
0045
Alan Morrow has chosen to come out and admit to be being age and weight challenged....his first bike was a Suzuki Stinger which would make a fine motor for my Zimmer frame...Alan resides in Toronto
Alan Morrow
USA
0046
Looking at (Steve Michaelis) Fang's pic,I hope that isn't a dress he's wearing, but with arms like Popeye, who's going to argue with him?
Fang Pic
USA
0047
Gecko has requested membership - as he rides a Suzuki 500 he qualifies without any debate
David Cass
Australia
0048
Russell White has a BMW1100RGS and a Beta Zero...likes Italian bikes and outfits and is a real bastard...lives in one of Australia's little edens.....Byron bay NSW....
Pic
Germany
0049
Michael Simmendinger will set up Germany's first UFOB chapter in Jettingen-Scheppach........we expect nothing but the best! Go Simmi!
Simmi
Australia
0050
George, from Perth, is so keen to join he asked twice....his missus reckons he is a thick bastard but he has a BMW 1150R and a 1966 R27 so he can't be all bad.
George Brown
USA
0051
Bill Walker is a fine fellow from California. He has a Suzuki T500 and an RE5 and a son who requires some serious discipline..... Bill has been riding for over 35 years which makes him a seriously old bastard! Check the pics if in doubt!

Bill Walker pic1 Bill pic2

USA
0052
Paul Moorhead is too thick to know how to email his pic..so he well qualifies to be an UFOB
Paul Moorhead
USA
0053
Tim Larson aka GT Tim is a GT750 Suzi man, grumpy and averse to a camera and well qualified to setup the first UFOB Chapter in Curwensville, PA
Tim Larson
USA
0054
Jeff Gootblatt, a right bastard from East Stroudsburg PA has seen fit to grace these pages and he is a two-stroke man as well (probably nothing some Tantric sex wouldn't fix!) which makes him surperbly qualified to be a UFOB.
Jeff Gootblatt
USA
0055
Lane is an UnForgiving Old Bastard and should have no problems attracting members to his Goose Creek SC UFOB Chapter to ride on his Suzuki GT750 special!
Lane's GT750
USA
0056
Tim Hughes aka Ogri rides a Suzi GT750 with mighty upgraded suspension and brakes...As you can see from the photo, Ogri has the Ugly, Fat and Grumpy Bastard thing down pat with no problem, and the old part is sneaking up fast…...
Ogri
USA
0057
Kickstart aka John Yosten has joined the UFOBMCC....his claims to fame.....just turned 60, started riding in 1955 on a Simplex Servi-cycle, eat sausage and sauerkraut and drink dark beer.  Oh, and I stink at times...hmmm....almost over qualified!
Kickstart's beast
Australia
0058
JJ from Toowoomba Qld rides a Yamaha stroker for Team Fat Bastard. Talk about hopeful, betcha Mick Doohan is quaking in his boots. At 120kg and being over the hill JJ could be our first Fat Bastard World Champion!
Team Fat Bastard
Australia
0059
Shannon Parker aka FatBoyCrash from Brisvegas reckons he is eligible to join based on his Dad's prediliction for fly netting on his head. Shame about the jocks, bet they were covered in blowies!

FatBoyCrash
FatBoys old man

USA
0060
Tom Anderson is an crabby old bastard from Buzzard Bluff and he has offered to open an UFOB MCC chapter in the Ozarks. Still a good man....despite a touch nasty bout of addled brain brought on by too much hooch. We need a pic for the board you Old Pharte!
Tom
Germany
0061
Balu is from Menden near Dortmund and he is a ratbike fan having a disgraceful Yam XJ750 himself.
Balu
Germany
0062
Wolfgang Ilg is from Karlsruhe Germany, a ratbike fan as well....he has evidently disposed of a great deal of beer in his life whilst busily modifying his bikes! Beer goggle design principles perhaps!
Wolfgang
USA
0063
Barry from Arkansas is a member of the Ozark Chapter of the UFOB MCC, an undeniably questionable attribute...but he is strikingly photogenic regardless....!
Barry
UK
0064
Steve Brown is a Geordie living near Wales..he has a Suzi 500 and a Triumph Sprite and could do with a good meal!
Disgrace
USA
0065
Tony Turner lives in Saltillo, Mississippi, tortures his daughter, is fat and ugly and owns a swag of old bikes. Check out his picture.......my cat left home when this one appeared on my screen!
Tony
Canada
0066
Dennis Duncan has a Suzi GT550, a GPZ900 and a SL100 parked beside his Pontiac. Dennis has a little secret....he is a cross dresser...at night he roams the streets as Jakob Ezekial Yoder....a deranged Amish. All he needs is a horse drawn buggy to complete his disguise.
Jakob
UK
0067
Titus the tightarse has registered and thinks he lives in Englandshire, sorry buddy since you lost the Empire you live in East Jamaica, get used to it. Titus has a secret passion, that's right camera pics, sadly not webcam pics...he even snapped one for us....welcome aboard Titus..
Titus snap
USA
0068
Jim rides a 250cc virago 2006 year model, BIG bags luggage rack ,road bar ,padded sissy bar , exhaust mods to come. bought and started riding 4 weeks after a 7 bypass op. YES,  4 weeks after open heart surgery, put 3,000 miles on it in 11 , months, oh and I am an over weight self made slob.
 
Germany
0069
Dirk Bender is from Siegen Germany and yes when it comes to benders* he is a champion. His Dog demands respect.
Dirk
Germany
0070
Ares has a close relationship with Dirk, he also has piles, which explains why he carries around a Haemmorhoid cushion at all times. Ares would love a bike as he would like to bite its tyres in his spare time; but he spends all his money on girls,food and drink so he will have to keep dreaming!
Ares
USA
0071
Richard Dotter writes - Greetings and salutations from an ugly fat old bastard from Oregon. I definitely fit the requirements to become a new member of the UFOB biker club. Biking and bacon are some of my passions. I am attaching a picture that was taken at Disneyland. I ride a 2004 Roadstar. I sponsor a local riding group named the Cascade Foothills Cruisers which is registered with the International Star Riders Association.  I am also a member of the Oregon Veterans MC, the Patriot Guard Riders, and have a senior discount ticket at the nearest Hometown Buffet. I don't know if there are other UFOB riders in Oregon, but would be interested in locating kindred spirits for the purpose of sharing rides, and bacon recipes. People already look at us and say "just look at all those Ugly Fat Old Bastards" --- Richard almost failed in his request to join, reference to Disneyland was a sticking point but my cat farted when he saw Richard's picture and with such a propitious sign how could we refuse!
Dick
Australia
0072
Andrew Halsey is from Bathurst, NSW & rides a Suzuki GS 500. I'm old enough to think that all modern music is crap & young people should learn to dress & wear hats properly. Too ashamed to provide a picture.......too fugly on that Suzi probably.
 
UK
0073
Frank Barlow says it all - I'm ugly, I'm fat, I'm old and have been regularly referred to as a bastard, my bike... A Norton Imp. Is founding memeber of the Yorkshire Chapter.
Imp Frank (in the middle)
Norway
0074
Nils Olav Danielsen writes - I reed about this club, and I think it is perfect for me. I`m fat on the middle (probably to much beer...), I`m ugly minded (Blame it on the beer). Nils lives in Dalskleiv Norway.
 My ride
Australia
0075
Fred Horvath - a very sad case of a Yamaha owner in South Australia. Wants to put 4 wheels on his bike but can't figure where to put the high lift jack! Wonders why more people aren't members of this club, simple, most aren't sober enough to read or write or afford a computer.
Fred
USA
0076
Unbelievable, yet another fat bastard who thinks they can join just because they can....well OK then, welcome to CBGuns, his real name not a nickname....for those who want to have sex with him he is in his 40s and weighs 275lbs, you'd recognize him anywhere.....rides 3 Harleys at once in the streets of Wilmington MA USA.
 
USA
0077
Aaron Thoma from Tennesee has put his reputation on the line. It is not often we get pics as ugly as this one, so hold onto your hats.....he may not be fat (yet) but he sure qualifies as an ugly bastard and to cap it off he tries to restore old Jap bikes......what a loser......you need parts to restore bikes!
Aaron
UK
0078
Mick Coldron is into Nortons, Bsa's, Royal Enfields etc and likes to stand under inappropriate street signs......big lad from Yorkshire. Is a Yorkshire Chapter member.
Mick
UK
0079
Big Al (The Bastard) Iles has a 1950's BMW R69 outfit but prefers to pose on someone's Norton....bad boy from Yorkshire. Is a Yorkshire Chapter member.
Big Al
UK
0080
Alison Kreigsman - Harley Sportster owner. Is a Yorkshire Chapter member. Likes to wear cam gear to look inconspicuous.
Alison (far left)
UK
0081
Robbie Kreigsman - Harley Road King owner. Is a Yorkshire Chapter member. Likes to wear cam gear to look conspicuous.
Robbie (second left)
UK
0082
'Swet' Burnett V Max trike and GSX 1400 owner. Is a Yorkshire Chapter member. Likes to wear cam gear cos it don't show the stains.
Swet (second right)
UK
0083
Les Sherburn - V Max owner. Is also a Yorkshire Chapter member. Is embarrassed to be with this mob because his Mum won't let him wear cam gear.
Les (far right)
Australia
0084
Tony Searl is from Forster Australia and rides a girls bike...a BMW. Tony is well known as a Fatshiteondakar.
Tony
Holland
0085
Wolter HuizingaI wants to be a member of the UFOB because I'm ugly(my daughter says), I'm fat (my wife says), I'm old and lots of people call me bastard, my bikes are: Moto Guzzi 750S and 850 California. Well one thing is on your side...having top bikes like Guzzis....welcome aboard.
Wolter
UK
0086
A fat grumpy 52 yr old bastard called Marty Curren AKA Bonoeuf. The red Hornet is the wife’s, she can confirm the fat, old and bastard attributes as she called me all of them and a few others on our trip to France. I am in Hartlepool north east Engurland (Ed. and they hang monkeys up there! Check it out on the internet.)
Marty
USA
0087
I was cruising the web for Fat bastard scotch ale and came across your website and decided that as I am an ugly fat old bastard I need to be in your club! My name is John, I'm 38, 6 foot at 260 pounds. My bike is a Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 classic 1998!
John
USA
0088
I'm Mick, a crotchety fat old bastard from Florida. My favorite past time is hiding sports equipment that ends up in my yard. (I have a fine collection of baseballs and basket balls). I ride a Suzuki C90T...I got nothing else to say...
Mick

USA

0089

Bloody old...40 pounds over weight with a face even my momma can't stand. Over loaded with 20+ motorcycles in Anaheim Ca.

Larry Woolf

USA

0090

Harold Shaw lives in Rancho Cucamonga, Ca, USA. Dick is gravitationally challenged short ,seamed 348 lb, been around 13 lustrum plus 1 and riding for about 10 of them. His first ride was a BSA Super Rocket, then a Snortin Norton' 750 Atlas followed by some rice grinders. The past 20 years or so have found him on Hardly Abelsons. He is a bastard of some renown as hs friends will attest. Harold has FDXC sumthingorother to ride these days and still impresses his wife with his physique or somethingorother. Life member, that is, until i feel otherwise.

El Contrario

USA

0091

DJ Fisher is fat, beautiful to look at but has a damn ugly disposition. He has a 2000 ZRX for his everyday rider but his heart is in 2 strokes. Has  a 72 Waterbuffalo & will complete a 72 H2 Kwacka soon.

DJ

USA

0092

As a 60 year old, 350 lb bastard Bill Stone qualifies for membership - he has owned, now owns and always wanted to own a bike of some description. He is also brain addled which helps.


Canada
0093
Ian Sandy is a keen classic Suzuki restorer and collector and he runs some mighty good webpages as well .... 
Sandy's bikes
Australia
0094
Ken Lyneham, a UCSFOB, Ugly Cranky Smelly Fat Old Bastard, from Penrith Sydney, who's wife thinks he's so bad he sleeps in any room but hers and deserves to ride a Royal Enfield Bullet 500. He is also a multi-tarsker who can talk, eat, fart & belch while he's walking, which isn't often, cause he prefers to do it while he's riding.
Ken
USA
0095
Bruce Smaldone from La Plata MD isn't afraid to admit he rides a Kawasaki ZRX 1200, a HD FXD and a raging Buell M Cyclone.

USA
0096
Brian T. 42years and counting. Born and raised in Kansas, rides a 03 z1000, 02 zrx, kh400, and is building a one off 86 zuki-h2 contraption......an old, short, limping, ugly, over weight, degenerate, womanizing, drunken, pervert, that always wears black and loves to ride fast at night in the rain. ..and proud of it.
BT in black
Australia
0097
Chris Boyce from Perth in Western Australia. I think I qualify ‘cos i’m nearly fifty, about 270 lbs (120kg) definitely ugly and my missis calls me a bastard frequently. I’ve got a kwaka Vulcan 900  I like to play with.
Vulcan
USA
0098-99
Allen (Army) & Mutt (the last fat marine) our rides to Mt Charleston near Las Vegas is one smelly fat ride with trails of scooter vapor and burgman trash polluting the fine desert air. Las Vegas Chapter of the UFOBs................ UGLY FAT OLE BASTARDS

USA
0100
Peter Westgate is from Evanstown WY USA and having fought off cancer figues being an ugly bastard isn't so bad after all!
Pistol Pete
Australia
0101
Kurt Meuller is from Perth Western Australia and can't make up his mind whether he has 3 or 4 bikes.

USA
0102
Kevin Lily s an old bastard from the snowy wastes of the North Eastern USA. Rides a fine Suzi GT550.
Kev
USA
0103
James Castriota from Pittsburgh PA has a mighty Hayabusa to keep him amused
James
USA
0104
Fuggly old fart lookin to retire from the Feds, so I can boogie on my "TEWI" the name my deceased daughter affectionately called herself.  Here I tis posing for my Russell Day Long, so I can ride another 500,000 miles most of which was on a Goldwing!!
Clair Milton
USA
0105
Forget the shirt. After 40 yrs on Harleys, I decided to get a REAL (made in the U.S.A) motorcycle, a Honda Valkyrie F6 Tourer- The Dragon!
Rick
USA
0106
Brian aka Big Bird from Worcester Massachusetts,is fat and ugly and planning on getting a trike to carry his weight!

USA
0107
Rick Springer from Cleveland Ohio has just got his first bike at 60, a Honda CX500. Great bike, but maybe not with Rick's fat arse on it.....enjoy the ride Rick.

UK
0108
Colin Heath is a masochist who lives in Enfield, Middlesex, England. Don't know what he rides, don't care, he is an old phart and proud of it.

UK
0109
A fat ugly bastard if there ever was one! Andrew Henderson from Bolton England rides a GSFX and has nerves of steel (he rode in a helicopter - see pic - something I would never do - I'd rather take my chances in the Isle of Man TT!)
Andrew and the missus
UK
0110
Do you ken Andy the Ken? Well, don't try too hard. Andy is a Liverpool lad who wishes to mix with the UFOBs of the world in the hope that he may one day have a bike in which to place his fat and ugly visage. Wot..no photo handy Andy???

Andy
Australia
0111
Darren Yates writes: "Im 44  and I'm so fat, when riding my little Buell about 12 mths ago I seen a reflection in a shop window and parked the bike in the shed drained the oil and don’t ride it now, now thats fat” Seems a smart thing to do Darren, park a Buell that is! Get out there Darren and multiply, UFOBs of the World Unite!!

USA
0112
Robert Kreuger is a suitably grumpy bastard who rides a flag bedecked Harley. Robert particularly rides to honour all the heroes who fight to defend  freedom. Trust that includes the freedom to be fat, ugly and grumpy, ehh Robert?
Robert
USA
0113
Frank Sanders is an old coot from Lebanon NH who can mind our bikes while we have a drink. Frank is pushing 85 this year  (2012) and has had a stack of bikes, none of which he has kept due to advancing decrepitude. Never mind Frank you probably are fitter than 90% of the crew on this club. Frank has had in his hands in his days a few ton of American Iron,but also a Sarolea 600 Single,a Meguro 500 Single, BMW R80S, a Moto Guzzi "Convert"1000 (1974, full dress!)which he wishes he had kept and some Japanese,among them a 1974 Suzuki 750 Water Buffalo and a 500cc Titan a '69 Honda 750 and a couple of Honda Goldwings. We won't hold the Goldwings against you.

Australia
0114
Frank alias Sticks has owned a Norton Commando since 1976 (lucky buggar) and also owns a girly 2001 BMW R1150RT

USA
0115
My name is Larry Richmond and I am one grumpy old fat bastard!! I ride a custom 1981 GS850g Suzuki motorcycle,i weigh in the neighborhood of 340lbs i am 6'1 and 48 years old .. I cant get into the local mc because my bike is not a Harley and I'm uglier than any of those guys in that club! Larry is from Borger Texas, wherever that is!
UK
0116
Colin Eyre is 56, living in sunny Lancashire in the UK but Yorkshire born and bred,registered disabled due to bike smashes, angina, kidney disease and diabetes,other than that I'm just tip top!! Been on (and off) bikes since 1973, been riding outfits for the last 20 years. That's it really...Do'nt want to bore anyone! Great sidecar Colin!
Colin
USA
0117
Mark Kilpatrick suffers from grandiose delusions e.g. he writes; "I am the founder, president and dictator for life of a motorcycle  club known as the Fat Old Guys or FOG. I ride a Yamaha 1100 classic, The reason I am contacting you is I am the only member of my club……and it appears that I have just voted me out"! A very sad case and eminently qualified to be a UFOB!
 Australia
 0118
 Bob Patterson rides a 1998 Vulcan and wants to be a UFOB. Well on a Kwacka like that you will stand out in a crowd even without wearing underpants on ya head. Ride free.
 
 USA
 0119
Dale Towle is an ugly, bald, grumpy Army man whose Mum labeled him ugly at 2 years of age. Married for 30 years and riding since 9 years old Dale has every reason to be an old bastard.
 
       


Romania
0400
Samaras Christos....is from greece... but is currently in Bucharest and is punting an XJR400 around. Our first East European Chapter begins

Germany
0666
Leiche from Düsseldorf has agreed to sell his soul to me to obtain his membership number, something I readily agreed to. His ratbike is appropriately sinister in black as well.......Leiche could be mistaken for one of the Horsemen from the Apocalypse on that beast, except that looks suspiciously like a lollipop in his mouth!
Leiche




 
 
 
 
* IC = International Citizen
 
* a bender is a heavy drinking session in Australese
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"Hmmm, seem to be a lot of bastards in the USA and Australia. Come on the rest of the world, don't let little us beat you." -
The surprise is no Belgian members.....does national pride prevent...come on admit it.....Belgium is awash with UFOBs - national capital of chocolate, beer and frits, frits and more frits with meat suace!. This club is a real United Nations of damaged psyches, and proud of it. One day...we should hold an international rally...mmmmm, where.....maybe in a spa in France with a horde of young ladies serving us scented delights?
 
 

 



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