Country
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Member
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Location
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Name
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Australia
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0001
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A real grouchy bastard
from Perth, Western Australia
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Muzza pic aka the
Supreme Phart
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USA
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0002
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Minneapolis,
Minnesota, who actually likes eel pout
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Guzzi John
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Australia.
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0003
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A Suzi 500 man from
Brisbane, Queensland,
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Paul Crowhurst pic
aka Captain Belly Buster
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UK
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0004
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A sad case from
Colchester,
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Austria
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0005
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Ugly and from Wang (near
Amstetten)
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USA
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0006
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A penniless bastard in
Seattle, Washington
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Skinny
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Australia
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0007
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Brisbane, Queensland
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Hopey aka Don Hope
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Australia
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0008
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A 650 Yam XS1 bastard
from Brisbane, Queensland
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Stinky aka Pete
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Canada
|
0009
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A Jap bike man from way
back from Newfoundland
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Paul Shapter aka Atlantic
Pirate
|
Australia
|
0010
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A 400 Honda man from
Sydney
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Figjam
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Canada
|
0011
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A seriously bad man on
the track
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Australia
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0012
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Ugly as sin and a bastard
to match w/- Yam 1600 Roadster, Sydney
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Paul Davis
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USA
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0013
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Old, fat and ugly and an
ex-1947 Indian owner to boot, from Indiana!
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Gordon Husk
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USA
|
0014
|
A strange case of
scooter-itis in Minneapolis
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USA
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0015
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Two "fatboys" from
Honolulu, Bob has a Yamaha Virago and works at a Harley
clothing shop!
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UK
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0016
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Roger Smeeton has a 66
Bonnie Thruxton replica and is old, fat and fugly
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Brasil
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0017
|
Christian Jacques Frans
Winandy is familiar with the Amazonas.
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Ferro (Ironbender)
|
Australia
|
0018
|
Bob Parkes is in Canberra
and rides a Suzi T500. Bob is a balding fathead and proud of it.
|
Parkie
|
USA
|
0019
|
Ugly fat young gear
headed bastard from Tennessee who likes Italian iron
|
Justin Howes aka Jughead
|
Australia
|
0020
|
A penniless bastard from
Queensland, now living in Tasmania
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Michael Silk
|
USA
|
0021
|
A genuine UFOB from
Clearwater Florida who is having an affair with a Yamaha V-Star
|
Chef Raymon
(Ray Mack)
|
USA
|
0022
|
A righteous Zed owner
from Springfield, MO, USA
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USA
|
0023
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Over 60 and riding a
Honda Shadow 750cc
|
Skip Doane
|
USA
|
0024
|
Founder of the
Hornerstown New Jersey Chapter. Panther, HD, Honda and Basset beer
stand owner
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Matt Picaro
|
USA
|
0025
|
A disreputable CMC rider
from Mira Loma,Ca, a worthy member
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Garry Oly
|
USA
|
0026
|
A scary bastard
from San Antonio Texas - 6 feet and 310 pounds
|
Rosie
|
France
|
0027
|
A Froggy bastard who
rides a Honda Revere who says "you are only as fat as your wife says
you are!" Give up Michel!
|
Michel Verherve
|
USA
|
0028
|
A Suzi fan and a brand Y
owner from Orlanda Florida
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Australia
|
0029
|
This old bastard and his
bike are the same age. Also has KLR 650 with sidecar and BMW. From
Morgan SA.
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Don Cleaver aka Meataxe pic
|
Australia
|
0030
|
Another fat grumpy old
bastard from the SA riverland with his Harley
|
Ray Weiss aka Rhino pic
|
Australia
|
0031
|
Hmm, this ugly bastard
from Morgan South Australia can drink, think, talk, walk and breathe at
the same time!
|
Jan Kott
aka Cochise pic
|
Australia
|
0032
|
Another hazard from the
Riverland, Morgan, South Australia. Great bike!
|
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USA
|
0033
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The Lone Ranger, smoking
along in Florida
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Australia
|
0034
|
Lefty from Port Pirie SA
struts his stuff on a QA50!
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IC*
|
0035
|
55 year old one eyed fat
bastard 18 stones of solid fat and bone with an head as big as a nine
bob cabbage
|
Joe Pumford
|
USA
|
0036
|
I'm 49, 310 pounds, and
I'm a miserable old fart! I ride a
2003 Yamaha Royal Star Midnight Venture, and I live in Danvers, MA.
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NZ
|
0037
|
Sounds like an absolute
mongrel, founder of the Auckland Chapter
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Mark Bardell
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UK
|
0038
|
Reckless is a fat and
grumpy bastard from Manchester who rides a Honda Revere
|
Reckless
|
Canada
|
0039
|
A time wasting XS1100
Yammie lover, at least it is work time not drinking time! "Ottawa",
what's that, some kind of rodent?
|
Alma Masters
|
Australia
|
0040
|
A Canberra based fat
bastard who rides a space-age machine, very cool Brian!
|
|
Australia
|
0041
|
127 kilograms (buggered
if I know what that is in pounds) fat bald
and ugly, no front teeth Harley Davidson riding Northern Territory
(Crocodile Dundee area) male (or so he claims!)
|
Gary Smith
|
NZ
|
0042
|
Buggered about Australia
for years on first an TX650A Yamaha, then
a BMW R600/6, and finally a lot of miles on a Yamaha XS1100F. Worked
for motorcycle importers/dealers in Qld and SA. I'm disgusting and
smelly. I desperately want another bike. However, in NZ where
I
now live, welfare doesn't help my fantasies. I remain
optimistic......(mmm sounds really ugly, welcome aboard John)
|
John Irvine
|
Australia
|
0043
|
Geoff is a fat bastard
who has a great bike - the Suzi T500 in pieces - when he gets out of
therapy he'll fix it up!
|
|
USA
|
0044
|
Gordon Lamb from
Crestwood Kentucky claims he leaves a vapour trail with his bike, hmmm
sounds like a flatulence problem to me!
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DaBear
|
Canada
|
0045
|
Alan Morrow has chosen to
come out and admit to be being age and
weight challenged....his first bike was a Suzuki Stinger which would
make a fine motor for my Zimmer frame...Alan resides in Toronto
|
Alan Morrow
|
USA
|
0046
|
Looking at (Steve
Michaelis) Fang's pic,I hope that isn't a dress
he's wearing, but with arms like Popeye, who's going to argue with him?
|
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USA
|
0047
|
Gecko has requested
membership - as he rides a Suzuki 500 he qualifies without any debate
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David Cass
|
Australia
|
0048
|
Russell White has a
BMW1100RGS and a Beta Zero...likes Italian
bikes and outfits and is a real bastard...lives in one of Australia's
little edens.....Byron bay NSW....
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|
Germany
|
0049
|
Michael Simmendinger will
set up Germany's first UFOB chapter in
Jettingen-Scheppach........we expect nothing but the best! Go Simmi!
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Australia
|
0050
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George, from Perth, is so
keen to join he asked twice....his missus
reckons he is a thick bastard but he has a BMW 1150R and a 1966 R27 so
he can't be all bad.
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|
USA
|
0051
|
Bill Walker is a fine
fellow from California. He has a Suzuki T500
and an RE5 and a son who requires some serious discipline..... Bill has
been riding for over 35 years which makes him a seriously old bastard!
Check the pics if in doubt!
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Bill Walker pic1 Bill pic2
|
USA
|
0052
|
Paul Moorhead is too
thick to know how to email his pic..so he well qualifies to be an UFOB
|
Paul Moorhead
|
USA
|
0053
|
Tim Larson aka GT Tim is
a GT750 Suzi man, grumpy and averse to a
camera and well qualified to setup the first UFOB Chapter in
Curwensville, PA
|
Tim Larson
|
USA
|
0054
|
Jeff Gootblatt, a right
bastard from East Stroudsburg PA has seen
fit to grace these pages and he is a two-stroke man as well (probably
nothing some Tantric sex wouldn't fix!) which makes him surperbly
qualified to be a UFOB.
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USA
|
0055
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Lane is an UnForgiving
Old Bastard and should have no problems
attracting members to his Goose Creek SC UFOB Chapter to ride on his
Suzuki GT750 special!
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|
USA
|
0056
|
Tim Hughes aka Ogri rides
a Suzi GT750 with mighty upgraded
suspension and brakes...As you can see from the photo, Ogri has the
Ugly, Fat and Grumpy Bastard thing down pat with no problem, and the
old part is sneaking up fast…...
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|
USA
|
0057
|
Kickstart aka John Yosten
has joined the UFOBMCC....his claims to
fame.....just turned 60, started riding in 1955 on a Simplex
Servi-cycle, eat sausage and sauerkraut and drink dark beer.
Oh,
and I stink at times...hmmm....almost over qualified!
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Australia
|
0058
|
JJ from Toowoomba Qld
rides a Yamaha stroker for Team Fat Bastard.
Talk about hopeful, betcha Mick Doohan is quaking in his boots. At
120kg and being over the hill JJ could be our first Fat Bastard World
Champion!
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|
Australia
|
0059
|
Shannon Parker aka
FatBoyCrash from Brisvegas reckons he is
eligible to join based on his Dad's prediliction for fly
netting on his
head. Shame about the jocks, bet they were covered in blowies!
|
FatBoyCrash
FatBoys old man
|
USA
|
0060
|
Tom Anderson is an crabby
old bastard from Buzzard Bluff and he has
offered to open an UFOB MCC chapter in the Ozarks. Still a good
man....despite a touch nasty bout of addled brain brought on by too
much hooch. We need a pic for the board you Old Pharte!
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Germany
|
0061
|
Balu is from Menden near
Dortmund and he is a ratbike fan having a disgraceful Yam XJ750 himself.
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Germany
|
0062
|
Wolfgang Ilg is from
Karlsruhe Germany, a ratbike fan as well....he
has evidently disposed of a great deal of beer in his life whilst
busily modifying his bikes! Beer goggle design principles perhaps!
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USA
|
0063
|
Barry from Arkansas is a
member of the Ozark Chapter of the UFOB
MCC, an undeniably questionable attribute...but he is strikingly
photogenic regardless....!
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UK
|
0064
|
Steve Brown is a Geordie
living near Wales..he has a Suzi 500 and a Triumph Sprite and could do
with a good meal!
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USA
|
0065
|
Tony Turner lives in
Saltillo, Mississippi, tortures his daughter,
is fat and ugly and owns a swag of old bikes. Check out his
picture.......my cat left home when this one appeared on my screen!
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Canada
|
0066
|
Dennis Duncan has a Suzi
GT550, a GPZ900 and a SL100 parked beside
his Pontiac. Dennis has a little secret....he is a cross dresser...at
night he roams the streets as Jakob Ezekial Yoder....a deranged Amish.
All he needs is a horse drawn buggy to complete his disguise.
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UK
|
0067
|
Titus the tightarse has
registered and thinks he lives in
Englandshire, sorry buddy since you lost the Empire you live in East
Jamaica, get used to it. Titus has a secret passion, that's right
camera pics, sadly not webcam pics...he even snapped one for
us....welcome aboard Titus..
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USA
|
0068
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Jim rides a 250cc virago
2006 year model, BIG bags luggage rack
,road bar ,padded sissy bar , exhaust mods to come. bought and started
riding 4 weeks after a 7 bypass op. YES, 4 weeks after open
heart
surgery, put 3,000 miles on it in 11 , months, oh and I am an over
weight self made slob.
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Germany
|
0069
|
Dirk Bender is from
Siegen Germany and yes when it comes to benders* he is a champion. His
Dog demands respect.
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Germany
|
0070
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Ares has a close
relationship with Dirk, he also has piles, which
explains why he carries around a Haemmorhoid cushion at all times. Ares
would love a bike as he would like to bite its tyres in his spare time;
but he spends all his money on girls,food and drink so he will have to
keep dreaming!
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|
USA
|
0071
|
Richard Dotter writes -
Greetings and salutations from an ugly fat
old bastard from Oregon. I definitely fit the requirements to become a
new member of the UFOB biker club. Biking and bacon are some of my
passions. I am attaching a picture that was taken at Disneyland. I ride
a 2004 Roadstar. I sponsor a local riding group named the Cascade
Foothills Cruisers which is registered with the International Star
Riders Association. I am also a member of the Oregon Veterans
MC,
the Patriot Guard Riders, and have a senior discount ticket at the
nearest Hometown Buffet. I don't know if there are other UFOB riders in
Oregon, but would be interested in locating kindred spirits for the
purpose of sharing rides, and bacon recipes. People already look at us
and say "just look at all those Ugly Fat Old Bastards" --- Richard
almost failed in his request to join, reference to Disneyland was a
sticking point but my cat farted when he saw Richard's picture and with
such a propitious sign how could we refuse!
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Australia
|
0072
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Andrew Halsey is from
Bathurst, NSW & rides a Suzuki GS 500.
I'm old enough to think that all modern music is crap & young
people should learn to dress & wear hats properly. Too ashamed
to
provide a picture.......too fugly on that Suzi probably.
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UK
|
0073
|
Frank Barlow says it all
- I'm ugly, I'm fat, I'm old and have been
regularly referred to as a bastard, my bike... A Norton Imp. Is
founding memeber of the Yorkshire Chapter.
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Norway
|
0074
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Nils Olav Danielsen
writes - I reed about this club, and I think it
is perfect for me. I`m fat on the middle (probably to much beer...),
I`m ugly minded (Blame it on the beer). Nils lives in Dalskleiv Norway.
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Australia
|
0075
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Fred Horvath - a very sad
case of a Yamaha owner in South
Australia. Wants to put 4 wheels on his bike but can't figure where to
put the high lift jack! Wonders why more people aren't members of this
club, simple, most aren't sober enough to read or write or afford a
computer.
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USA
|
0076
|
Unbelievable, yet another
fat bastard who thinks they can join just
because they can....well OK then, welcome to CBGuns, his real name not
a nickname....for those who want to have sex with him he is in his 40s
and weighs 275lbs, you'd recognize him anywhere.....rides 3 Harleys at
once in the streets of Wilmington MA USA.
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USA
|
0077
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Aaron Thoma from Tennesee
has put his reputation on the line. It is
not often we get pics as ugly as this one, so hold onto your
hats.....he may not be fat (yet) but he sure qualifies as an ugly
bastard and to cap it off he tries to restore old Jap bikes......what a
loser......you need parts to restore bikes!
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UK
|
0078
|
Mick Coldron is into
Nortons, Bsa's, Royal Enfields etc and likes
to stand under inappropriate street signs......big lad from Yorkshire.
Is a Yorkshire Chapter member.
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UK
|
0079
|
Big Al (The Bastard) Iles
has a 1950's BMW R69 outfit but prefers
to pose on someone's Norton....bad boy from Yorkshire. Is a Yorkshire
Chapter member.
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UK
|
0080
|
Alison Kreigsman - Harley
Sportster owner. Is a Yorkshire Chapter member. Likes to wear cam gear
to look inconspicuous.
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|
UK
|
0081
|
Robbie Kreigsman - Harley
Road King owner. Is a Yorkshire Chapter member. Likes to wear cam gear
to look conspicuous.
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UK
|
0082
|
'Swet' Burnett V Max
trike and GSX 1400 owner. Is a Yorkshire
Chapter member. Likes to wear cam gear cos it don't show the stains.
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|
UK
|
0083
|
Les Sherburn - V Max
owner. Is also a Yorkshire Chapter member. Is
embarrassed to be with this mob because his Mum won't let him wear cam
gear.
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Australia
|
0084
|
Tony Searl is from
Forster Australia and rides a girls bike...a BMW. Tony is well known as
a Fatshiteondakar.
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Holland
|
0085
|
Wolter HuizingaI wants to
be a member of the UFOB because I'm
ugly(my daughter says), I'm fat (my wife says), I'm old and lots of
people call me bastard, my bikes are: Moto Guzzi 750S and 850
California. Well one thing is on your side...having top bikes like
Guzzis....welcome aboard.
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UK
|
0086
|
A fat grumpy 52 yr old
bastard called Marty Curren AKA Bonoeuf. The
red Hornet is the wife’s, she can confirm the fat, old and bastard
attributes as she called me all of them and a few others on our trip to
France. I am in Hartlepool north east Engurland (Ed. and they hang
monkeys up there! Check it out on the internet.)
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USA
|
0087
|
I was cruising the web
for Fat bastard scotch ale and came across
your website and decided that as I am an ugly fat old bastard I need to
be in your club! My name is John, I'm 38, 6 foot at 260 pounds. My bike
is a Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 classic 1998!
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USA
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0088
|
I'm Mick, a crotchety fat
old bastard from Florida. My favorite
past time is hiding sports equipment that ends up in my
yard. (I
have a fine collection of baseballs and basket balls). I ride a Suzuki
C90T...I got nothing else to say...
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USA
|
0089
|
Bloody
old...40 pounds over weight with a face even my momma can't stand. Over
loaded with 20+ motorcycles in Anaheim Ca.
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Larry Woolf
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USA
|
0090
|
Dick
Cabaza (aka HaSh) lives in Rancho
Cucamonga, Ca, USA. Dick is gravitationally challenged short ,seamed
348 lb, been around
13
lustrum plus 1 and riding for about 10 of
them. His first ride was a BSA Super Rocket, then a Snortin Norton' 750
Atlas followed by some rice grinders. The past 20
years or
so have found him on Hardly Abelsons. He is a bastard of some
renown as hs friends will attest.
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USA
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0091
|
DJ
Fisher is fat, beautiful to look at but has a
damn ugly disposition. He has a 2000 ZRX for his everyday rider but his
heart is in 2 strokes. Has a 72 Waterbuffalo & will
complete
a 72 H2 Kwacka soon.
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DJ
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USA
|
0092
|
As
a 60 year old, 350 lb bastard Bill Stone
qualifies for membership - he has owned, now owns and always wanted to
own a bike of some description. He is also brain addled which helps.
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Canada
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0093
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Ian Sandy is a keen
classic Suzuki restorer and collector and he runs some mighty good webpages as well ....
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Australia
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0094
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Ken Lyneham, a UCSFOB,
Ugly Cranky Smelly Fat Old Bastard, from Penrith
Sydney, who's wife thinks he's so bad he sleeps in any room but hers
and deserves to ride a Royal Enfield Bullet 500. He is also a
multi-tarsker who can talk, eat, fart & belch while he's
walking, which isn't often, cause he prefers to do it while he's riding.
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USA
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0095
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Bruce Smaldone from La
Plata MD isn't afraid to admit he rides a Kawasaki ZRX 1200, a HD FXD
and a raging Buell M Cyclone.
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USA
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0096
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Brian T. 42years and
counting. Born and raised in
Kansas, rides a 03 z1000, 02 zrx, kh400, and is building a one
off
86 zuki-h2 contraption......an old, short, limping, ugly, over weight,
degenerate, womanizing, drunken, pervert, that always wears
black
and loves to ride fast at night in the rain. ..and proud of it.
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Australia
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0097
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Chris Boyce from Perth in
Western Australia. I think I qualify ‘cos i’m nearly
fifty, about 270 lbs (120kg) definitely ugly and my missis calls me a
bastard
frequently. I’ve got a kwaka Vulcan 900 I like to
play with.
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USA
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0098-99
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Allen (Army) &
Mutt (the last fat marine) our rides to Mt Charleston near Las Vegas is
one smelly fat ride with trails of scooter vapor and burgman trash
polluting the fine desert air. Las Vegas Chapter of the
UFOBs................ UGLY FAT OLE BASTARDS
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USA
|
0100
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Peter Westgate is from
Evanstown WY USA and having fought off cancer figues being an ugly
bastard isn't so bad after all!
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Australia
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0101
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Kurt Meuller is from
Perth Western Australia and can't make up his mind whether he has 3 or
4 bikes.
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USA
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0102
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Kevin Lily s an old
bastard from the snowy wastes of the North Eastern USA. Rides a fine
Suzi GT550.
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USA
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0103
|
James Castriota from
Pittsburgh PA has a mighty Hayabusa to keep him amused
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USA
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0104
|
Fuggly old fart lookin to
retire from the Feds, so I can boogie on my "TEWI" the name my deceased
daughter affectionately called herself. Here I tis posing for
my Russell Day Long, so I can ride another 500,000 miles most of which
was on a Goldwing!!
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USA
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0105
|
Forget
the shirt. After 40 yrs on Harleys, I decided to get a REAL (made in
the U.S.A) motorcycle, a Honda Valkyrie F6 Tourer- The Dragon!
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USA
|
0106
|
Brian aka Big Bird from
Worcester Massachusetts,is fat and ugly and planning on getting a trike
to carry his weight!
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USA
|
0107
|
Rick Springer from
Cleveland Ohio has just got his first bike at 60, a Honda CX500. Great
bike, but maybe not with Rick's fat arse on it.....enjoy the ride Rick.
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UK
|
0108
|
Colin Heath is a
masochist who lives in Enfield, Middlesex,
England. Don't know what he rides, don't care, he is an old phart and
proud of it.
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UK
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0109
|
A fat ugly bastard if
there ever was one! Andrew Henderson from
Bolton England rides a GSFX and has nerves of steel (he rode in a
helicopter - see pic - something I would never do - I'd rather take my
chances in the Isle of Man TT!)
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UK
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0110
|
Do you ken Andy the Ken?
Well, don't try too hard. Andy is a
Liverpool lad who wishes to mix with the UFOBs of the world in the hope
that he may one day have a bike in which to place his fat and ugly
visage. Wot..no photo handy Andy???
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Andy
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Australia
|
0111
|
Darren Yates writes: "Im
44
and I'm so fat, when riding my little Buell about 12 mths ago I seen a
reflection in a shop window and parked the bike in the shed drained the
oil and don’t ride it now, now thats fat” Seems a smart thing to do
Darren, park a Buell that is! Get out there Darren and multiply, UFOBs
of the World Unite!!
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USA
|
0112
|
Robert Kreuger is a suitably grumpy bastard who rides a flag bedecked
Harley. Robert particularly rides to honour all the heroes who fight to
defend freedom. Trust that includes the freedom to be fat,
ugly and grumpy, ehh Robert? |
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USA
|
0113
|
Frank Sanders is an old
coot from Lebanon NH who can mind our bikes
while we have a drink. Frank is pushing 85 this year (2012)
and
has had a stack of bikes, none of which he has kept due to advancing
decrepitude. Never mind Frank you probably are fitter than 90% of the
crew on this club. Frank has had in his hands in his days a few ton of
American Iron,but also a Sarolea 600 Single,a Meguro 500 Single, BMW
R80S, a Moto Guzzi "Convert"1000 (1974, full dress!)which he wishes he
had kept and some Japanese,among them a 1974 Suzuki 750 Water Buffalo
and a 500cc Titan a '69 Honda 750 and a couple of Honda
Goldwings.
We won't hold the Goldwings against you.
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Australia
|
0114
|
Frank
alias Sticks has owned a Norton Commando since 1976 (lucky buggar) and
also owns a girly 2001 BMW R1150RT
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USA
|
0115
|
My name is Larry Richmond
and I am one grumpy old fat bastard!! I ride
a custom 1981 GS850g Suzuki motorcycle,i weigh in the neighborhood of
340lbs i am 6'1 and 48 years old .. I cant get into the local mc
because my bike is not a Harley and I'm uglier than any of those guys
in that club! Larry is from Borger Texas, wherever that is!
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UK
|
0116
|
Colin Eyre is 56, living
in sunny lancashire in the uk but yorkshire born and bred,registered
disabled due to bike smashes, angina, kidney disease and diabetes,other than that I'm just tip top!! Been on(and
off) bikes since 1973,been riding outfits for the last 20 years.That's
it really...Do'nt want to bore anyone! Great sidecar Colin!
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Romania
|
0400
|
Samaras
Christos....is from greece... but is currently in
Bucharest and is punting an XJR400 around. Our first East European
Chapter begins
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Leiche from Düsseldorf
has agreed to sell his soul to me to obtain
his membership number, something I readily agreed to. His ratbike is
appropriately sinister in black as well.......Leiche could be mistaken
for one of the Horsemen from the Apocalypse on that beast, except that
looks suspiciously like a lollipop in his mouth!
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* IC = International
Citizen
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* a bender is a heavy
drinking session in Australese
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"Hmmm, seem to be a lot
of bastards in the USA and Australia. Come on the rest of the world,
don't let little us beat you." -
The surprise is no
Belgian members.....does national pride
prevent...come on admit it.....Belgium is awash with UFOBs - national
capital of chocolate, beer and frits, frits and more frits with meat
suace!. This club is a real United Nations of damaged psyches, and
proud of it. One day...we should hold an international rally...mmmmm,
where.....maybe in a spa in France with a horde of young ladies serving
us scented delights?
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